miss-ruth:
They had never met, you know. One of the most famous kisses, and it was a whim, a spur of the moment.
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riot-in-this-monster-heart:
i hate when your boobs itch in public wow it’s like let me try not to shove my hand down my bra i’ll just bump my boob with my arm hopefully that helps maybe no one will notice
girls should be allowed to stick their hands down their shirts if their boobs itch
I mean guys can rearrange themselves in public
i’d like to itch my boobs and not get stared at thank you
obama fix this
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lolsofunny:
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cursethecosmos:
And he sees this girl who catches his eye. He walks up to her, flirts and asks if he could buy her a drink. She declines. It seems she wants to hang out with her friends and doesn’t want to be bothered. So the man calmly and with a non sarcastic tone says: “Okay. Well, you have a good evening then”. He walks away and continues to enjoy his evening because life moves on and she didn’t owe him a goddamn thing.
THE END
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katyperrydaughter:
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taanataan:
YEP
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1000volts:
laaauuu:
96gummyworms:
dork-socks:
akvilius:
Each single one of your actions suddenly becomes epic when you listen to this
Making toast to this right now.
Washing dishes is suddenly badass
Heck Yes! <3
I felt like I was on the verge of discovering a cure for caner after listening to such epic sounds.
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